January 1, 2024
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SHED YOUR SKIN TO BECOME A BIGGER SNAKE?
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January 8, 2024
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU DRANK ON A WORK NIGHT?
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January 13, 2024
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU COMPETENTLY SMOKED METH?
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January 20, 2024
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU STOPPED A PSYCHIC ATTACK IN ITS TRACKS BEFORE ANY DAMAGE WAS DONE?
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February 4, 2024
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT ANGRY ABOUT A CHANGE IN PROTOCOL THAT MADE YOU TAKE AN EXTRA INCONVENIENT STEP ON AN INTERNET WEBSITE?
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February 7, 2024
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CARED ENOUGH TO ASKED YOUR ONLY GOOD EMPLOYEE WHICH OF YOUR OTHER EMPLOYEES KEEP DRAGGINGÂ THEM OFF?
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February 16, 2024
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU TOOK AN HOUR BATHROOM BREAK AND DIDN'T ACCOUNT FOR IT ON YOUR TIMESHEET?
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February 18, 2024
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU RENOUNCED EVIL AND LEAD A REVOLUTION?
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February 27, 2024
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU DID METH AND FOUGHT WITH YOUR HUSBAND INSTEAD OF FUCK YOUR HUSBAND ALL NIGHT?
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March 8, 2024
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND YOUR SOUL?
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March 19, 2024
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CREATED A PROPAGANDA WEBSITE TO FURTHER YOUR OWN INTERESTS?
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March 21, 2024
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU FAILED TO SHOW UP?
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July 12, 2024
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID NO TO AN INJUSTICE?
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July 21, 2024
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID STOPPED A DISASTER BEFORE IT SOLIDIFIED?
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July 30, 2024
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU COULDN'T AFFORD A DOMAIN NAME RENEWAL?
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August 22, 2024
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU DECIDED YOUR FIRST IDEA WAS THE BEST OPTION?
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September 30, 2024
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT CATCALLED BY YOUR ESTRANGED BROTHER IN-LAW?
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October 6, 2024
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU TOLD A BLACK MAN ABOUT YOUR SISTER GETTING RAPED?
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October 14, 2024
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD A VISION ABOUT A PAST LIFE?
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November 29, 2024
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU APPLIED FOR FOOD STAMPS?
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December 16, 2024
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WAITED FOREVER FOR THE GOVERNMENT TO CALL YOU BACK?
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December 26, 2024
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU UPDATED YOUR WEBSITE?
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